Praise "Bob"!

There is no HELL deep enough for the Conspiracy dupes who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Conspiracy geeks who have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are SLACKLESS! They will FLEE before that Stark Fist, but TOO LATE! They will BURN when the last days come! And you know that if you've PAID your DUES, the Escape Vessels will be there for you! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse planned for us by WOTAN, is launched bleeding into the skies, must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. And FURTHERMORE! The Friend of "Bob" turns his BACK on time clocks and has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he has the Xists as his mentor, guide and BUDDY! I TELL YOU, the enlightened Sub KNOWS that the Conspiracy has no power over him, and thus he can't GO crazy because he IS crazy! Praise "Bob," he knows the world OWES him Slack!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?