Praise "Bob"!

Holy is the true SubGenius! BLESSED is he who may fear Cthulhu but still CASTS OUT the Normals, the FILTHY Normal wimps. The SubGenius BECOMES himself the Slack he buys from "Bob"! We put the CULT in Culture! The true SubGenius cleaves to the word of "Bob" and SPRINGS his Mass Short-Term Marriages in the face of the Normals. He will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he MOCKS Pink churches! You DESERVE Slack! Because delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, (YES! Praise "Bob"!) is a source of unceasing divine SLACK! Don't feel GUILTY! Guilt is for PINKS! The False Prophets are WATCHING! They know the divine Emaculation can heal or destroy or BOTH and still is launched bleeding into the skies, is our defense against the monstrous cynical fakers!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?